1 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:08,810 ♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪ 2 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,770 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 3 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:16,080 ♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪ 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:20,120 ♪ Since the day they was born ♪ 5 00:00:20,210 --> 00:00:23,470 ♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪ 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,220 ♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪ 7 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,740 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪ 8 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:33,010 ♪ But the law never will ♪ 9 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:36,100 ♪ Makin' their way ♪ 10 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,840 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 11 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:42,840 ♪ Well that's just a little bit more ♪ 12 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:46,060 ♪ Than the law will allow ♪ 13 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:49,460 ♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪ 14 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:51,240 ♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪ 15 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:58,030 ♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪ 16 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,640 'Yee-haw!' 17 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:07,650 Now, we're goin' through a no man's land. 18 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:10,430 A road between Hazzard and Osage County. 19 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,090 Osage is so bad that they once plowed it under 20 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,920 and planted it in salt. 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,750 The folks there just love the improvement. 22 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:20,530 You sure you got them probation papers? Huh? 23 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,920 Yeah, they're signed by Boss. They're all legal-like. 24 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,670 We got permission to go into Osage County. 25 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,580 I wish they would've sent somebody else to go get 'em. 26 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:31,630 Only way the kids from orphanage are gonna get to Four-H camp 27 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,670 is if we go pick 'em up, right? 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,150 - Yeah. - Well, let's do it. 29 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,640 Yeah, I guess we can't let the kids down. 30 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,170 Oh, great. 31 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:58,000 There he is, old Droopy Cathcarte himself. 32 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:00,790 - I told ya I had a feeling. - Now, just be cool. 33 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,100 Don't give him any reason to arrest us. 34 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:06,530 Folks passing through Osage best keep on passin' 35 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:10,230 'cause it's patrolled by Sheriff R.P. Cathcarte. 36 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,970 Now, most folks call him Droopy 37 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:15,330 cause he resembles a bloodhound. 38 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:19,110 Now, a few years ago, Osage had a big prison reform. 39 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,110 They installed chain gangs. 40 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,590 This is Sheriff Cathcarte 41 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,600 calling Mr. Claibourne. Come back, sir. 42 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:30,120 Now, that there's Colonel Cassius B. Claibourne himself. 43 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,990 The most feared county boss in all the South. 44 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,650 He runs Osage 'cause he owns it. 45 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:38,780 Now, he's lookin' to take Hazzard away from ol' Boss. 46 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,310 Droopy? 47 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,400 You spot them Duke boys yet? 48 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,630 'I'm on their tail.' 49 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,700 Good huntin'. Out. 50 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,180 Why the Duke boys? 51 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,190 They're the first step in my plan 52 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:52,060 to bring Boss Hogg to his knees. 53 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:55,540 I don't see how that's gonna smoke out Hogg. He hates them. 54 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:59,150 True, but Hazzard loves 'em, and public pressure's gonna 55 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,500 drive that porky little Hogg right into my net. 56 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:04,810 I been mappin' this out for 11 months. 57 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,940 Sounds like we're gonna have a little fun here, don't it? 58 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:14,170 Great. He's pullin' us, Luke. I better just pull on over. 59 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,340 If we run, he's gonna arrest us for runnin'. 60 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:20,560 If we stop, he's gonna think up some excuse to arrest us anyway. 61 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,870 Listen, the only place we're safe is back in Hazzard. 62 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,920 - Let's get there. - You're right. Better hang on. 63 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:18,930 Bo, we got company. 64 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,670 Friends, by the way he's movin' and actin' 65 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,410 it ain't the first time he's done this. 66 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:30,160 Well, well, well, well. 67 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,510 Well, well. 68 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,990 Mornin', boys. 69 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,900 - Mornin'. - Mornin'. 70 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:42,730 What a nice day to be cruisin' our back roads, huh? 71 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,130 Yes, sir. 72 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:46,260 That's what we was doin', cruisin'. 73 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,430 Now, you wouldn't be callin' me a liar 74 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,570 if I was to say you was speedin', now would you? 75 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:53,350 'That would be grounds for takin' you' 76 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,050 before Mr. Claibourne hisself, wouldn't you say? 77 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:03,230 Uh, I-I-I'd say so. 78 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,360 I suppose. 79 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:07,760 I thought so. Come on. 80 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:11,460 Uh, the-the car? 81 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:13,020 Leave it. 82 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:24,780 Now, y'all have heard of Southern hospitality. 83 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,820 Well, this ain't it. 84 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,310 - Come on. - Hey! 85 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:36,400 - You don't have to shove. - You shut up now. 86 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,700 - Bo. - Get on in there. 87 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,376 Mr. Claibourne wants to see you personally. 88 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,490 Go on. 89 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,490 Well, as I live and breathe. 90 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,100 The famous Duke boys. 91 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:52,590 You ain't got no call to have us cuffed, do ya? 92 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,670 We ain't? 93 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,850 Why, son, you just broke every vehicular law in our books. 94 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,730 Speedin', reckless drivin' 95 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,820 resistin' arrest, evadin' an officer 96 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:07,210 'destruction of county property.' 97 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,780 Back in Hazzard that'd add up to 20 bucks. 98 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,820 Now, we'll just pay you the money. 99 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,350 I don't want your money, boys. 100 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,910 And you ain't in Hazzard. 101 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,660 I hereby sentence you to two years' hard labor 102 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:22,920 on the Osage road gang. 103 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:25,660 - Two years? - Hold on a second now. 104 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:28,360 - Step right on back. - Take 'em away, Slater. 105 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,410 Boys.. 106 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:34,150 Have a nice day. 107 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:44,990 Tell Slater to keep a short rein on 'em. 108 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:48,550 I don't want 'em runnin' out before I run Hogg in. 109 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,120 - Droopy? - Yes, sir? 110 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:57,560 Take a look at what I'm about to acquire. 111 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,700 The J.D. Hogg Still, The Hogg Mortuary 112 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:05,310 The Boars Nest, The theater. 113 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:10,100 It's gonna be such a pleasure 114 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,230 takin' my ol' enemy apart piece by a little piece. 115 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,840 So, Claibourne put his plan into motion 116 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:21,240 by callin' the Hazzard radio station, WHOGG. 117 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,890 This bein' Hazzard, it wasn't long before the whole town 118 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:26,030 knew what happened to Bo and Luke Duke. 119 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,810 Isn't that good news? 120 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:31,210 You mean that my sworn enemy, Cassius Claibourne 121 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:33,340 he-he's got his hands on the Duke boys? 122 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,170 - That's it. - Oh, glory be. 123 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:39,170 Them Duke boys are gonna be out of my hair for two years? 124 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,740 Hallelujah! 125 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,040 And just to celebrate, I just wonder 126 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,690 could I've a little piece of this pizza? 127 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:59,500 Oh, oh, oh! Little fat muffin, you alright? 128 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,590 - Oh, I bet that was horrendous. - Don't you worry, Rosco. 129 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:04,410 - I ain't mad at you. - You ain't? 130 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,370 No, no. I'm so thrilled about 'em Duke boys being locked up 131 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,940 that I couldn't care at all 132 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,460 about a little thing like a broken skull. 133 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:16,120 You boys better get the rules straight. 134 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:18,430 Listen to me when I'm talkin' to you. 135 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,260 You refer to me as "sir." Same goes for the other guards. 136 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,870 Got it? 137 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:25,090 Just like in the Marines, Slater. Sir. 138 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,520 Watch your mouth, Duke. 139 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:29,000 We got ways of correcting bad attitudes. 140 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:32,660 'Just how do you go about doing that... sir?' 141 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,750 Some time in solitary. 142 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,180 Or a few rounds with me and my boys. 143 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:39,060 It don't usually last too long. 144 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:42,100 - I can hardly wait for that. - 'You got somethin' to say?' 145 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:44,760 Oh, no, see, I was just wondering if we could leave. 146 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,460 - Sir. - Let me tell you somethin'. 147 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,240 In 20-odd years I been here 148 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:52,200 ain't no prisoner ever left this road gang of his own free will. 149 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,250 Alive. 150 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:56,330 Of course, I can't take all the credit. 151 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,120 Some goes to my two hounds over there. 152 00:08:58,210 --> 00:08:59,600 Come here, boys. 153 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,080 That's right. Get to know these two. 154 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,560 They're gonna be with us a long, long time. 155 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:17,140 Enos took it on himself to break the awful news 156 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,140 to Uncle Jesse and Daisy. 157 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:22,530 It was just about the hardest thing he had ever had to do. 158 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,320 Enos. Well, I thought I heard somethin'. 159 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:27,320 Uncle Jesse, look who's here. 160 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:29,890 - Hi. How you doing? - Hi, Daisy. 161 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,240 - Not too good, thanks. - Why? What's wrong? 162 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,980 - Hey, Enos. - Hey, Uncle Jesse. 163 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,420 Can you stay for dinner? 164 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,640 No, sir, Uncle Jesse, I, I got bad news. 165 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,420 Bo and Luke's been taken in Osage and put on the road gang. 166 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,770 It's all over town. 167 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:45,430 The Osage road gang? What for? 168 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:47,340 Must be some kind of mistake, Daisy. 169 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:50,040 No, it's no mistake. 170 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:53,960 I know that Cassius Claibourne and he don't make no mistakes. 171 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,130 Well, what does he got against Bo and Luke? 172 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,870 Well, I don't know. 173 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,270 I mean, he's always kinda butted heads with J.D. Hogg 174 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,620 but... Bo and Luke? 175 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,800 'What are we gonna do, Uncle Jesse?' 176 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,540 Well, I'm gonna go over there and.. 177 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,930 Try to talk some sense into that Cassius Claibourne. 178 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:14,850 You ain't goin' without me. 179 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,240 Thanks, Enos. 180 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,460 Daisy. 181 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,720 Y'all need me, now, you know where to find me. 182 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,640 - Say hello to Bo and Luke. - I'll check with you. 183 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:37,130 Takin' it off here, sir. 184 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,480 Takin' it off. 185 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,870 Looks like a good idea. 186 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,920 Yeah, takin' it off here, sir. 187 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,140 - Takin' it off. - Takin' it off here, sir. 188 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:50,580 'Takin' it off.' 189 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,790 Well, it's been fun, but I think it's time to move on. 190 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:58,150 These guards around here don't look too bright except Slater. 191 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,590 Been watchin' him pretty close. 192 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,640 He leaves the keys in his car. 193 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,940 You, uh, reckon we oughta try? 194 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,510 Maybe we oughta think about it a little more first. 195 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,560 Get a plan together. We can take off tomorrow. 196 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,820 Alright. 197 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,820 Back at it. Back to work. 198 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,560 Knowin' Jesse like he did 199 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,910 Claibourne was expectin' his visit 200 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 and when the Dukes came to Osage he was ready for it. 201 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,740 Bo and Luke didn't do anything. 202 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:28,660 They were just pickin' up orphans like they do every year. 203 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,440 They did not do one thing wrong. 204 00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:33,010 "Didn't do one thing wrong." 205 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,060 Well, as I live and breathe 206 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:39,190 them boys have shown the most reckless disregard for the law. 207 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,590 Oh, now, come on, Cassius. 208 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:44,240 We've known each other too long. 209 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,420 Now, tell me, what's the real reason 210 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,420 you want them boys on the chain gang? 211 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,200 I just told you. 212 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,380 Alright. 213 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,170 Alright, I'm gonna demand a trial. 214 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,860 They were given due process accordin' to the laws 215 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,340 of Osage County. 216 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,740 Now, get outta here, Jesse. 217 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,180 I got more important business to take care of. 218 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:10,570 Cassius, what you're doin' is illegal, unconstitutional 219 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,230 and un-American. 220 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,010 We got a thing in this country called justice 221 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:20,020 and I'm gonna see that some of it comes here to Osage County! 222 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,760 It's like talkin' to a ding-dang owl. 223 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:27,070 You see, Claibourne knew everybody would blame Boss 224 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:28,760 for not extraditing Bo and Luke 225 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,850 since ol' Boss was their probation officer. 226 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,510 And he figured right. 227 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:35,210 Everybody in Hazzard was ugly mad. 228 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,380 They was threatenin' to boycott the Boars Nest 229 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,080 have a run on his bank 230 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,650 and not re-elect his stooge, Rosco. 231 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:43,740 And if they could've kept his chickens from layin' 232 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:44,910 they'd have done that too. 233 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,040 The answer is no. 234 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:48,520 Hello? 235 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:49,920 - Hello? - Hello? 236 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,310 Hello? 237 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,830 It's this one. 238 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,660 Yeah? Look, the answer is no. 239 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,010 Them Duke boys can rot in.. 240 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,230 Oh, well, well, well, well, well. 241 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:06,020 If it ain't my public enemy number one 242 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:09,280 the double-crossin' Colonel Cassius Claibourne. 243 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:10,890 'Alright, what do you want?' 244 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,980 Well, I thought you might like to talk 245 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:15,940 about a little deal for the Duke boys. 246 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,630 Oh, well, that ain't none of my business. 247 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,860 Yeah. 248 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:22,030 Well, suppose I make it your business. 249 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,430 What say we trade your prime shine contracts 250 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,000 for the safe return of the Duke boys? 251 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,350 What? My shine contracts? 252 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,830 Listen, I wouldn't trade the hair off a pig's back 253 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,220 for them Duke boys. You hear me? Goodbye. 254 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,050 Oh! 255 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,970 Over in Osage, Jesse and Daisy was fixin' to leave 256 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,530 when Bo and Luke returned 257 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,450 from their first day on the road gang. 258 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,850 'Luke! Bo! Hey.' 259 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,120 'Hey, how y'all doin'?' 260 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,836 Daisy, you sure are a sight for sore eyes. 261 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:04,080 - So are you. - Boys. 262 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,510 Shut up, you Dukes. Get back. This ain't visitin' day. 263 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,650 Get those two outside and lock the gate. 264 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,000 Hey, you back off. 265 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,820 I just was sayin' hello to my cousins. 266 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:15,390 We're gonna get you outta here. Leave me alone. 267 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,090 - I mean it! - Daisy, come on. Come on now. 268 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:21,270 We'll come back another time. It's alright. 269 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,310 We'll get you outta here some way, boys. 270 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,050 You'll be out before you know it. 271 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,500 You boys bring your cousin here on Sunday 272 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,500 and I'll give her a little roughhousin'. 273 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:39,070 Slater, you said somethin' about goin' a few rounds. 274 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,380 - How 'bout now? - You bet. 275 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,730 Now, I'm gonna show you boys a little somethin' about attitude. 276 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,030 Now, y'all may know that social intercourse 277 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,780 in Osage is somewhat lackin' in grace. 278 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,270 I said not to mess with us. Get up. 279 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,500 That's enough, Slater. Fight's over. 280 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,290 I ain't finished yet. 281 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,030 From the looks of things, I'd say you were. 282 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,120 Now, get your shotgun before you have a riot on your hands. 283 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,730 Yes, sir. 284 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:36,390 We'll finish this later. 285 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,080 What are you scum grinnin' at? 286 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,040 Go on, get on back to the barracks right now. 287 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,480 Alright. 288 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,270 - All mouth, no punch. - Yeah, you got that right. 289 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,906 Wasn't the smartest thing we've ever done. 290 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:57,580 No, but he just fell right down. 291 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:01,590 Hey, don't go congratulatin' yourselves too much. 292 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,980 Slater's really gonna come down on you now. 293 00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:09,200 But, man, that was great while it lasted. 294 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,680 Thanks, Charlie. 295 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,990 Hey, listen, Don't you worry about us none either. 296 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,170 We got relatives, gonna get us outta here. 297 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,730 We ain't done nothin' wrong. 298 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,170 Well, everybody here is here under false charges 299 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,950 and not likely to get out neither. 300 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,650 Come on, Charlie, Claibourne can't keep you in here forever. 301 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:28,570 He can and he does. 302 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,180 Every time one of us comes up for parole 303 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:34,440 he thinks of some new excuse to tack on more time. 304 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,880 I been here six years. 305 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,280 Well, shoot, Charlie, what'd you do? 306 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,670 Jaywalkin'. 307 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,190 You're kiddin'. 308 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,630 I think me and Bo are gonna cut our stay a little short. 309 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,370 Oh. 310 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,070 You two got an escape plan? 311 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:58,380 No, but, well, shoot, we oughta be able to think of somethin'. 312 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,860 Yeah. Well, you only get one chance. 313 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,430 Why is that? 314 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,260 'Cause the second time, you don't come back... alive. 315 00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,010 Though all of Hazzard was rallyin' to the Dukes' side 316 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,960 Boss wasn't givin' in. 317 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:19,010 Things were so bad for Bo and Luke 318 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,580 that Daisy and Jesse had to come to make a personal plea. 319 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,970 And that took swallowin' years of pride. 320 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,330 Boss? Alright, Boss. 321 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:32,420 Oh, oh. This is the last straw. What do you Dukes want? 322 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,980 You know exactly what we want. 323 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,380 We want you to do something about Bo and Luke. 324 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:39,290 Listen J.D, we've known each other since we were kids 325 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,290 and I've never asked you for one thing 326 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,690 so you know how important this is to me. 327 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,300 We've gotta do somethin' about them boys. 328 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,650 It ain't that I don't wanna help you Jesse. 329 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,520 - It's just that I can't. - He can't. 330 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:54,350 You see, Cassius Claibourne is a sworn enemy of mine. 331 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,920 I-I ain't even talked to him in years. 332 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,660 That's a little white lie. 333 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,230 Remember, you talked to him just a little while ago? 334 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,400 - He told you to make a deal... - Would you please.. 335 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:05,230 - A deal? - Wait a minute. 336 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,710 You made a deal with Claibourne for Bo and Luke? 337 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,280 No, no, no, no deal. 338 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,930 Never no deal. It was more like a trade. 339 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,800 - What kind of a trade? - A what? 340 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,850 - Well, um, uh.. - More of a swap. 341 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:16,940 J.D.! 342 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,200 Sugar lumps, what are you doin' here? 343 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:24,550 - You're not at the fat farm? - I cut my visit short. 344 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,560 Yeah, well-well-well, how did you do up there anyhow? 345 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,990 Well, I only gained 6 pounds. 346 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,886 - 'Only 6 pounds?' - 'Oh, goody, goody gumdrops.' 347 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,260 That's better than last time. You gained 10. 348 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,090 - And then she bribed the guard. - Huh? 349 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:38,570 I came when I heard about Bo and Luke. 350 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,180 Now, now, now, angel food... 351 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:43,230 Don't you angel food me, Jefferson Davis Hogg. 352 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,880 You know I love those boys. 353 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:47,490 Now, you gotta get them back or else.. 354 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:48,880 Or else what? 355 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,840 Or else no more cookin', no more cleanin' 356 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,020 and no more separate refrigerators. 357 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,500 Gak, gak, gak. 358 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,240 Alright, Rosco.. 359 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,130 Where the townspeople and the Dukes had failed 360 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,980 Lulu prevailed. 361 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:04,030 Boss knuckled under and agreed to meet Claibourne 362 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,510 at the county line and give up his shine contracts. 363 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,860 This is the worst day of my life. 364 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,340 I'm gonna have to pay to get them Duke boys back 365 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,340 from Cassius Claibourne. 366 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:16,260 I know it. You know, he's got that lean, mean look. 367 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:19,040 - So I don't trust him one bit. - Oh, yeah? 368 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:21,440 Only people I trust are fat, roly-poly buddies like you. 369 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,400 Get your hands off of me. 370 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,660 If it hadn't been for you and your sister in the first place.. 371 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,400 Your wife. 372 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:30,816 I wouldn't be here with these contracts in the second place. 373 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,670 - Good grief. - Come on, come on, let's go. 374 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,760 Well, well, well and well, - Yeah. 375 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,020 Look at that. There's the General Lee. 376 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:44,020 'There's the Duke boys, alright. They don't look so good.' 377 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,900 Well, let's go over there... 378 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,680 - What, what? - What are you doin'? 379 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,200 - What? - Don't step over that line. 380 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,470 - Oh, good grief. - Oh, for goodness' sakes. 381 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:55,080 - Do you think it's a trap? - I don't know what it is. 382 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,430 I ain't gonna take a step in Osage County 383 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,576 - I know that. - Me neither. 384 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,960 I mean, after all.. 385 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,000 '...I don't see Cassius Claibourne no place.' 386 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:06,000 - You know I was just thinkin'. - What? 387 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:11,230 If I was to tippytoe over there and get those Dukes, then you.. 388 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,930 Wouldn't have to give up these here shine contracts, would I? 389 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,840 No, no, no. 390 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,840 - I don't know about it, though. - What? 391 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,710 Well, we'd have to go awful quick. 392 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,540 Well, listen, we could do that 393 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:26,070 because there ain't nobody within a quarter of a mile 394 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,810 because I got eyes like a hawk. 395 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:30,550 - You do, huh? - Yeah. Police trainin'. 396 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,810 - Yeah. Whatever you say. - Yeah. 397 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,810 Alright, I'm willin' to take a chance. 398 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,536 - An itty-bitty little one. - Little bitty. 399 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,640 Get ready, Droopy. 400 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,170 - Come on. Come on. - Come on, Bo, come on. 401 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:44,520 I'll help you out. 402 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,610 - Oh. - Oh. 403 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,700 Get 'em, Droopy. 404 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,960 - It's a dummy. - Yeah and so are we. 405 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,270 Come on, we gotta run. 406 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,270 Arrest Hogg for loitering and trespassing. 407 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,100 Hello, Cassius. 408 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,630 Mr. Claibourne to you, Hogg. 409 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,280 Mr. Claibourne. Oh, say, here. Lookie here. 410 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:07,540 These are the shine contracts. 411 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:10,630 Now, then, if you'll just release the real Duke boys 412 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,850 like you promised, the sheriff and I will be on our way. 413 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,730 You're already on your way, J.D 414 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,470 to the Osage road gang. 415 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:19,340 Uh, road gang? 416 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,040 Oh! Road gang? Well, t-take tubby here. 417 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:26,130 He needs the exercise. I'll just.. 418 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,650 Oh, listen, do you know to whom you're pointing that? 419 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,570 Listen, it so happens that I am Rosco P. Coltrane. 420 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,400 I'm the sheriff and you can't arrest me. 421 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,920 I know. 422 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,570 We're arrestin' you for impersonatin' 423 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,660 an officer of the law. 424 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,970 This is our county. We can do whatever we like. 425 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:45,490 - Come on. - Yeah, but... it was your fault. 426 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,500 Well, it looks like old Claibourne's fixin' 427 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,670 to gobble up Hazzard like a country Pacman. 428 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,460 While back at the prison, Duke luck was holdin' firm. 429 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:57,110 You guys got your plan worked out, huh? 430 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,600 Yeah, just about. 431 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,080 We're gonna need you and your guys to create a diversion. 432 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,340 And why should we help you? 433 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:07,120 As soon as we're out, we're gonna come and pick y'all up. 434 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,560 That's why. 435 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:12,300 - We'll do what we can. - Alright. 436 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,960 'Lasagna. Thank you.' 437 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:32,850 - Just in time for... Ow! - Argh! Would you stop it. 438 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:36,680 'Stop pullin' on me. You're draggin' off my ankle bone.' 439 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,770 Them voices sound familiar. 440 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,550 - Get on out there. - Stop. 441 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,600 Faces look familiar too. I just can't place the uniform. 442 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,640 Boss, you want a hand with that anchor? 443 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:49,040 Huh? Oh, you stay away from me, Luke Duke. 444 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,520 Rosco and me wouldn't be here, in the first place 445 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,626 except on account of you two miserable troublemakers. 446 00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:54,910 - 'Yeah.' - Suit yourself. 447 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 - 'You smell that?' - What? 448 00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:59,610 - Food. Food. - Beans. 449 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:02,400 - Give me that. Give me some. - Oh, look at those. 450 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,310 Look at those little beans, just hoppin' for joy in that.. 451 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,100 Mr. Claibourne's orders. You're goin' on a diet. 452 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:11,710 A diet? Oh, no, he can't do that to me. 453 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,150 - Rosco, give me your plate. - No. 454 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:15,190 - Come on, give me that. - These are mine. 455 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,800 Oop! 456 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:18,280 'Come on, you dodo..' 457 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:20,590 You know, that ball and chain might come in handy. 458 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,240 'Rosco, come on.' 459 00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:24,810 Back in Hazzard, news of Boss and Rosco's arrest 460 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,860 spread like wildfire. 461 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,600 Jesse and Daisy hightailed it over to Lulu's house. 462 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:32,120 They knew that she'd need company. 463 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:36,470 Listen, I'm tryin' to be brave, honest I am 464 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,830 but every time I, I think of my poor Jefferson 465 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,390 and my little baby brother 466 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,090 witherin' away on a chain gang I just come apart. 467 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,880 'They're not used to laboring, you know.' 468 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:54,450 Neither one of 'em has ever done a day's work in their lives. 469 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,410 Now, Lulu, you can't be imaginin' the worst. 470 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:58,710 Bo and Luke are there to help 'em. 471 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,460 Daisy, I just feel so helpless. 472 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,810 Jesse, ain't there nothin' we can do? 473 00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:07,110 Uh, oh, well, yeah, uh 474 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,330 uh, I've got a call in to Congressman Ezra Fulton. 475 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:12,640 I've known him since he was a kid. 476 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:16,510 I-I don't like bringin' strangers into family business 477 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,260 but this is gettin' to be more than we can handle. 478 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,350 - Uh, do you mind? - No. 479 00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:23,390 Uh, hello, Gussie? This is Jesse Duke. 480 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,040 I'm over at J.D. Hogg's place. 481 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,660 Listen, would you try to get that Ezra Fulton 482 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,880 'for me again in Washington, D.C.?' 483 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,530 Well, Jesse finally reached the congressman this time 484 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,840 and he told him to get down to Capital City 485 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,800 and pick up a release order from the federal judge. 486 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,190 And that's where they're headed. 487 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,670 Meanwhile, back on the Osage road gang 488 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,460 Luke had figured out a way to use Boss and Rosco's 489 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,980 ball and chain in his escape plan. 490 00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,510 Boss. 491 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:53,550 - Oh, that's good. - Hey, wait a minute. 492 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640 Oh, this slop, it ain't fit for pigs. 493 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,380 Oh, well, listen, uh, there's a little boll weevil in mine. 494 00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:03,300 - He's havin' a good time. - Look at that. 495 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:06,130 - That's terrible. - Look at that. 496 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,740 - Oh, watch it. - Oh, I'm sorry. 497 00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:09,700 'Did that hurt?' 498 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,050 What's goin' on here? 499 00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:38,900 Get there. Get over here with those. 500 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,950 Get back. Get back here. 501 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:58,090 Droopy, come in.. 502 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:00,710 While Slater was radioin' Droopy Cathcarte for help 503 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:03,400 Jesse and Daisy was headin' toward Osage 504 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:05,360 with the release order. 505 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:07,320 Let me see it just once more. 506 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,800 There it is. 507 00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:10,930 Thank goodness. 508 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:20,070 He ain't never gonna catch us in that old thing. 509 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,680 Yeah, but look up there. 510 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:22,900 Oh, terrific. 511 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,400 Luke, he's gainin' on us. 512 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,040 This thing ain't runnin' worth anythin'. 513 00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:41,140 Come on, car. 514 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,930 Alright, get ready to jump. 515 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,800 - Jump? - Ready? 516 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,580 - Alright. - Two, three. 517 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,700 Come on, boy. Let's find those Dukes. 518 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,270 Them dogs is useless. 519 00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:31,140 They went that way. 520 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,200 Jesse and Daisy got to the prison in record time. 521 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:46,250 So fast in fact that they got there ahead of the news 522 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:47,810 that Bo and Luke had escaped. 523 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:52,380 We got here a court order for the release of Bo, Luke 524 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:53,730 J.D. and Rosco. 525 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,650 Too bad you done this. 526 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:06,270 As you know, I ain't somebody you wanna rile up. 527 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:09,140 We ain't afraid of you, Mr. Claibourne. 528 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,580 You just let our guys go, like the order says. 529 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:17,280 'Mr. Claibourne, Droopy here. I got a 10-34, come back.' 530 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,930 Claibourne. What's wrong? 531 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:21,500 We got a prison break. Uh, them Duke boys. 532 00:28:21,590 --> 00:28:23,240 'I'm on their tail.' 533 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:25,590 'What about Hogg and his dippy sheriff?' 534 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,810 Secure. 535 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,990 They was aidin' and abettin', though. 536 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:31,290 Go get 'em. 537 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,340 Now, ain't that a pity. 538 00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:39,910 This here order ain't worth the paper it's written on. 539 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,430 Uh, but you.. 540 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,130 'Especially when we got escaped convicts.' 541 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,260 You gonna be lucky if my deputies 542 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,050 don't shoot your nephews on sight, Jesse Duke. 543 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,410 Why do you suppose they call them bloodhounds? 544 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,810 I ain't lookin' to find out. 545 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:11,640 - They are persistent, though. - Yeah. 546 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,810 Did you bring the pepper? 547 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,420 I thought you were gonna bring the pepper. 548 00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:18,860 You are a big help. 549 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:21,250 Look, you said you was gonna bring the pepper. 550 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:23,700 'You know, they say bloodhounds can't track through water.' 551 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,430 - Come on. - Water? 552 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,940 I'm gonna enjoy watchin' them dogs flappin' 553 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,720 around the water wonderin' where we are. 554 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,900 'There they are.' 555 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:00,470 Get in. Come on. 556 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,030 They're going. 557 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,250 Alright. 558 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,740 - It worked. - Yeah, like a charm. 559 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,520 - Good work. - Let's head towards home. 560 00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:20,050 Looks like this is one bloodhound they didn't fool. 561 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,580 Did you have a nice swim? 562 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,800 Yes, sir. 563 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,280 Come on. 564 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:37,110 What we got here.. 565 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,850 Is a failure to demonstrate 566 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,070 a good attitude. 567 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,820 Now, you two boys made a bad mistake 568 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,950 tryin' to run out on me. 569 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,040 The only mistake we made was gettin' caught. 570 00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:52,950 And we don't intend on makin' that one again. 571 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,480 Is that so? 572 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:58,480 Maybe a little time in solitary 573 00:30:58,570 --> 00:31:02,570 would help you see the error of your ways. 574 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,100 'No food for 24 hours. Lock 'em up.' 575 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,060 My pleasure, Mr. Claibourne. 576 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,100 Make sure, you get the one with the view. 577 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:13,800 - See you in the mornin'. - I'm goin', Slater. 578 00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:22,510 During the time the boys was in solitary 579 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,770 Boss got fed up with his three-bean treatment 580 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:26,990 and demanded to see Claibourne 581 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,080 which was just what old Cassius was awaitin' for. 582 00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:34,170 I mean, my death is gonna be on your hands, you hear that? 583 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:37,820 I'm weak from hunger. Those three-bean meals. 584 00:31:37,910 --> 00:31:40,920 Oh, I feel like I ought to just curl up right here. 585 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,180 'You see? He's got a vapor lock from hunger.' 586 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,530 'Me too.' 587 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:48,310 Ooh. Ooh, gee, Boss.. 588 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,670 Oh, ho ho ho. Look, look, look. 589 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,150 - I'm saved. - He's saved. 590 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,320 Oh, thank you, thank you. I'll have some. 591 00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,200 - J.D. - What? What? 592 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,330 Would you take them tender, juicy barbecued ribs? 593 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,720 I will, I will! 594 00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:10,210 In trade for your used-car dealership? 595 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:13,250 My used-car dealership? 596 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,380 For ribs? 597 00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:19,950 Well, maybe. Yeah, I'll trade. 598 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,520 - Where do I sign? - Where does he sign? 599 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:23,700 - Yeah. - Right there. 600 00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:26,350 Oh, right. "J.D. Hogg." 601 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,530 - Oh, ribs, ribs. - I'm gonna be his cosigner. 602 00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:30,490 Give me some of them. 603 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,750 J.D.. 604 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,140 Since you seem to be enjoyin' 605 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:38,060 them tender, juicy barbecued ribs so much 606 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,890 maybe you'd like to try 607 00:32:39,970 --> 00:32:43,370 some of my succulent Southern fried chicken? 608 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,150 'Oh, is there chicken too?' 609 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,500 Cooked the way you like it. 610 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:49,460 - Greasy. - Oh, chicken. 611 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,990 - No, no. - In trade.. 612 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:54,120 In trade for the Boars Nest. 613 00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:57,640 Oh, my Boars Nest for chicken? 614 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,080 Yeah, I'll trade. Where-where do I sign? 615 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:01,820 Right here. 616 00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:07,220 Listen. Uh, listen, sir, I have $43.13 in my savings account. 617 00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:11,090 Now, you can have all of that for one little piece of.. 618 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:16,100 J.D.. 619 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:20,800 I think since you've enjoyed this marvelous meal so much 620 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,580 that you ought to top it off 621 00:33:22,670 --> 00:33:26,280 with one of my delicious, moist 622 00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,410 chocolate layer cakes. 623 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,420 Oh, cake? Is there cake for dessert? 624 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,370 - It's my favorite. - I'll have some. 625 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,290 Bring it on, bring it on. 626 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,900 'In trade for the Hazzard Bank.' 627 00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:39,340 Hazzard Bank? 628 00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:40,950 'Not on your life.' 629 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,250 Uh.. 630 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,820 But... for cake. 631 00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:49,390 Yeah, yeah, I'll trade. Where do I sign? 632 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,570 "J.D. Hogg." Now, give me the cake. 633 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,360 Next mornin', the boys crawled out of solitary 634 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:07,410 all bright eyed and bushy tailed. 635 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,900 That wasn't so bad. 636 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,210 No. 637 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:24,170 No, it wasn't. 638 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:25,640 Howdy. 639 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,390 Morning, gentlemen. 640 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,350 - The response is deafenin'. - Somethin' we said? 641 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,660 Uh, don't mind them. Just a little upset. 642 00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:41,140 When you guys didn't make it, they felt let down. 643 00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:43,270 You know, they, they pinned their hopes on you guys. 644 00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:47,620 Look, just 'cause we didn't make it 645 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,800 don't mean we ain't gonna try it again. 646 00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:53,110 Uh, nobody ever comes out of even one day of solitary 647 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:54,800 quite the way they went in. 648 00:34:54,890 --> 00:34:57,290 Well, you got that right, Charlie. 649 00:34:57,370 --> 00:35:00,680 It did give us a whole bunch of time to think of another plan. 650 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:02,250 Mmm-hm. 651 00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:09,730 What's that? 652 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:11,690 - Excuse me, Charlie. - Boss? 653 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,480 Hey, Rosco. What's the matter with Boss? 654 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:21,790 Well, it's called gluttonousness, greediness. 655 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,880 He nearly ate himself to death. 656 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,320 Oh, my stomach. I'm dyin'. 657 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,930 'I'll trade my beautiful white convertible car' 658 00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:31,800 for bicarbonate of soda. 659 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,280 You ain't got no white convertible car no more. 660 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:39,110 You traded it for that anchovy and pepperoni garlic pizza. 661 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,500 I know. 662 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:42,200 Rosco, what have you two been up to? 663 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,850 Well, it ain't me. It's old greed gut here. 664 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:48,160 He traded half of Hazzard County for just one meal. 665 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,470 Oh, that's crazy. 666 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:52,040 Yeah, but it was a delicious meal. Ow! 667 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,820 Well, I can only take your word for that, can't I? 668 00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:58,520 Because I didn't get one little eeny-teeny bite. 669 00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:01,650 Don't worry, y'all. We'll feel better once we get outta here. 670 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,570 Well, folks, "Sunday come-a-visiting day" 671 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,440 finally did come. 672 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,530 And Uncle Jesse, Daisy and Lulu were first through the gates 673 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:11,450 with a cornucopia of country cookin'. 674 00:36:11,530 --> 00:36:13,880 Guess we can't touch each other. 675 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,580 I can give you a kiss. 676 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,760 Are you alright? 677 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,680 We're sorry, Uncle Jesse, Daisy. 678 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,110 Sorry? Not half as sorry as we are. 679 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,900 You know, we came here with the papers for your release 680 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:33,210 'and then found out you'd escaped?' 681 00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:35,600 - You had a court order? - 'That's right.' 682 00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:37,650 Dang it, we had no way of knowin'. 683 00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:39,090 Listen, ya'll, it's nobody's fault. 684 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:41,130 We'll just have to think of somethin' else. 685 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,870 Daisy's right. We gotta think positive. 686 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,960 But no more escapin'. 687 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:47,440 'I'd rather have you in here alive' 688 00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:51,230 than along the road out there somewhere dead. 689 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,840 Uncle Jesse, you see that fellow over there? 690 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,060 Well, he's been in here for six years for jaywalkin'. 691 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,890 Claibourne ain't ever gonna let us out. 692 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:05,850 Hey, Bo, it just occurred to me, but what did Rosco just tell us? 693 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,110 Well, that Boss Hogg gave up half his holdings 694 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,510 to Claibourne to feed his face. 695 00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:13,990 Claibourne just got us here to use us as bait to get to Boss. 696 00:37:14,070 --> 00:37:15,576 'And now that we've messed up that escape attempt' 697 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,300 he got no reason to let us go. 698 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:21,730 The only way we're gonna get out is to bust this place wide open. 699 00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:26,870 Well, uh, better look like you're eatin'. 700 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,870 They're beginnin' to watch us. 701 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,660 What have you got in mind? 702 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,440 Y'all think you can break the General Lee 703 00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:35,010 out of the impound yard? 704 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:37,010 You got it. 705 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,320 I declare, Jefferson, you look like you've put on 706 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,880 about 10 pounds since you got here. 707 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:43,580 Well, that's just about half of it. 708 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:46,850 - Here, listen, I want a half... - Would you hush up, please? 709 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:49,890 It's my stomach. I say, I'm feelin' poorly. 710 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:52,720 Uh, you didn't bring any bicarbonate of soda, did you? 711 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:55,200 - Listen, I just can't wait. - 'Not that one, Rosco.' 712 00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:56,680 I just can't.. 713 00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:57,770 Whoa. 714 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,210 'Whoa.' 715 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,910 - Alright, don't anybody move. - Why, that's a.. 716 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,610 Lady, that's the dumbest thing I ever saw. Put 'em in solitary. 717 00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:11,170 - Not me. - No, listen.. 718 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,740 I didn't have nothin' to do with it. 719 00:38:13,830 --> 00:38:15,960 - I'm innocent. - I'm with him. 720 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:18,960 I don't wanna go in there. 721 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:21,840 Alright, visitin' day's over. Everybody inside. 722 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,620 This is gonna change our plans some. 723 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:25,710 Yeah. 724 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,840 Y'all gonna be alright. You got it? 725 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:29,980 - Yeah, see you later. - Wanna take some chicken? 726 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,020 No, we better not. 727 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,500 - I didn't bring that stuff. - Got room service in here? 728 00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:36,590 You couldn't bring me a bicarb, could ya? 729 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,470 - There it is. - There's the car.' 730 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,470 And so next day, Jesse and Lulu 731 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,950 started on the first steps of Luke's plan. 732 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,390 Robert, we wanna talk to you a minute. 733 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,180 And sweet Daisy was set to do her part 734 00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,570 liberatin' the General. 735 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,640 You don't have my car here? 736 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,680 'No, I've it here, but Mr. Claibourne' 737 00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:25,550 'won't let you have that car.' 738 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,640 'Well, now, we need a whole lot of... ' 739 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,430 Now, if I was anybody standin' around 740 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,520 I wouldn't wanna be standin' in front of Daisy 741 00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:37,910 long about now. 742 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,010 Woo! 743 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,760 At the prison, Bo and Luke got set for the big breakout. 744 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,420 While Daisy was keepin' on, keepin' on. 745 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:08,940 - You see her? - 'Yeah.' 746 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:10,470 Hi, there. 747 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:12,300 Hi, there yourself, miss. Can we help you? 748 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,910 I certainly hope so. 749 00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:16,470 - See, I love men in uniform. - Is that right? 750 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,820 Mm-hm. My only problem is you're both so adorable 751 00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:21,570 I can't make up my mind between the two of you. 752 00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:24,000 - Ha. Come on. - It's true. 753 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,180 Listen, I'll tell you what. 754 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:27,960 Why don't I read your palm? 755 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,360 It tells a lot about a man, you know. 756 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,140 You just set those nasty shotguns down 757 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,360 and put your arms through here. 758 00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:36,280 Oh, this will be fun. 759 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,320 That's it, give me your hands. 760 00:40:39,410 --> 00:40:41,540 Alright, she's all set. Let her rip, boys. 761 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,360 Don't worry, fellas. You both have very long lifelines. 762 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:57,490 Alright, what do you think you're doin' here? 763 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:01,080 Give me them keys, pal. 764 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,610 - Take him down. - Get him. 765 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,360 Are we ready, let's go. 766 00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:18,360 'Let's go. Go, go, go.' 767 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,230 Let's go. Go. 768 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,190 Alright, get in the truck, in the truck. 769 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,290 Get you outta there in a second, Boss. 770 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:44,170 Alright, Bo, let's go. 771 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,090 Bo! Never figured I'd be so glad to see somebody like you! 772 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,370 Slater! Get us loose here, Slater! 773 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:11,720 Get us outta here! 774 00:42:11,810 --> 00:42:13,980 We got cuffs on. Get us out of here. 775 00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,900 'Slater. Come on, will you?' 776 00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,730 'Slater! Get us outta here.' 777 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,740 'What are they stoppin' for?' 778 00:42:36,830 --> 00:42:39,660 'We ain't safe until we're over the line in Hazzard County.' 779 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,310 - Hey. - Boy, am I glad to see you. 780 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,840 Uncle Jesse's waitin' at county line. 781 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:45,540 Let's go. 782 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:48,230 I wonder if we got time to stop for a corn dog. 783 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,540 Oh, would you hush up? 784 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:55,460 We'll see you in Hazzard, Bo. 785 00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:56,590 Yeah, 10-4. 786 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,790 'Oh, great.' 787 00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:21,350 Hey, Luke, guess what. We got us some company. 788 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,490 'This old truck's givin' me all she's got.' 789 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:27,320 I know. Just keep her steady I'll try and hold him off. 790 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,750 Well, don't you just know Slater CB'd old Droopy 791 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,670 and the colonel to come help. 792 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,630 If the Hazzard folks get back over the line 793 00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:35,590 it could be real serious for Colonel Claibourne. 794 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:42,200 It didn't take old Droopy long to catch up with the caravan. 795 00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:45,200 I hope the Dukes got a plan for this turn of events. 796 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,600 'Droopy's comin'.' 797 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,510 I see him. It's time to split up. 798 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,770 That's a big 10-4. I'll stick to the road. 799 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,660 - Where we goin'? - The scenic route. Hang on. 800 00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:10,400 Guys, you better give 'em all you got. 801 00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:11,840 'I can't hold 'em off anymore.' 802 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,060 Them boys tryin' to hurt us bad, Droopy. 803 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,060 Don't worry about it, Mr. Claibourne. We'll get them. 804 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,820 Well, they should be along here pretty directly. 805 00:44:37,910 --> 00:44:40,480 Oh, Jesse. Lord have mercy. I hope they're alright. 806 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,170 Oh, they'll be fine. 807 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:44,480 Listen, you don't come out of one of those places 808 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:45,570 without a few bruises. 809 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:47,050 I'm just worried sick. 810 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,530 Quit worrying, they'll be.. 811 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:49,920 Now you got me worried. 812 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,880 - They gonna get away! - No, they ain't. 813 00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:06,420 Looks like the old bloodhound got snared in his own trap. 814 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,900 Lulu! Lulu! 815 00:45:55,810 --> 00:45:58,160 Hurry, hurry. Come on, come on. 816 00:46:02,730 --> 00:46:04,850 - Welcome to Hazzard County. - You're on our side now. 817 00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,740 - Here you go. - Thank you. 818 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:09,300 Now, J.D... 819 00:46:09,390 --> 00:46:11,740 Listen, you call me Mr. Hogg, you hear? 820 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,310 - Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg. - That's better. 821 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,310 You can't arrest me. I'm an officer of the law. 822 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,490 Oh, tish-tosh, tilly-walker, I can do anything I want. 823 00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:22,100 See, this is my county now. 824 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:24,320 And while you're at it, give them Dukes a ticket 825 00:46:24,410 --> 00:46:27,540 for disturbin' the peace speedin', through Hazzard County 826 00:46:27,630 --> 00:46:29,240 and everything else you can think of. 827 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,810 Boy, things don't change much around here, do they? 828 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:35,030 Things got back to normal in Hazzard in short order. 829 00:46:35,110 --> 00:46:38,380 Boss got all of his businesses back and he was lookin' forward 830 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,640 to some of Lulu's fine home cooking. 831 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,170 Yeah, I can't wait. 832 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:46,040 But Lulu figured that it was time 833 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:50,300 that old Boss lost some weight that he'd gained in prison. 834 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:52,650 On account of the Dukes, an investigation 835 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:56,050 freed all the prisoners who were in on false charges. 836 00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:59,180 Now, that closed the Osage road prison forever. 837 00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:02,400 It was renovated and reopened as an orphan's farm camp. 838 00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:04,840 You see, folks around Hazzard 839 00:47:04,930 --> 00:47:06,710 don't like to see nothin' go to waste.